1. 13 Jan

    (Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace, via zagreus)

     

  2. 12 Jan


    pissvortex:

    pissvortex:

    pissvortex:

    me when i breathe in the smoke filling my beachside condo at 2:56 am

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    me when the firefighters cant reach me in time

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    me when the medics use the defibrillator on me

     

  3. 12 Jan

    meanplastic:

    I AM SCREAMING

    (Source: meanplastic, via judgejudyofficial)

     

  4. 12 Jan


    Anonymous asked: What's 'pegging'???

    buddhabrand:

    virgoboy:

    Huh?

    that’s hank hill’s wife

     

  5. 12 Jan


    w3k:

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    (via oceaniccunt)

     

  6. 12 Jan

    (Source: Porterr-Robinson, via oceaniccunt)

     
     

  7. 12 Jan

    (Source: ampervadasz, via oceaniccunt)

     
     

  8. 12 Jan

    (Source: weonsinnombre, via oceaniccunt)

     
     

  9. 12 Jan


    slavery:

    What type a grocery store got a box a birds 🤔

    (via itskyalenotkyle)

     

  10. 12 Jan


    should-have-been-swallowed:

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    (via oceaniccunt)